ALLIE ALU IS HOTTT!!!!

Allie Alu is 12 years old at heart and she loves ponies and boys. Her favorite school at the moment is St. Ed's in Lakewood. She has multiple boyfriends who all think she is soooper hott!! Allie's favorite color is purple and she makes an effort to be everyone's friend.

So one day Allie and I were at the mall and there was this sssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr hott guy in Abercrombie! Allie saw he was wearing a St. Ed's hoodie and instantly fell in love. She decided that it was vitally important to meet this guy and add him to her never ending list of boyfriends. So we made it our mission to follow him and bump into him at every possible time without making it obvious.

After Abercrombie the guy wandered over to American Eagle, so that’s where we went. He was looking at jeans so Allie decided to hide in the jeans rack and creep from there. Trying to make it so he didn’t see her, as the rack moved around so did Allie. I stood watching from the sidelines laughing but trying very hard not too. Seeing me kind of staring at him he got a little creeped out and left, traveling to Hollister. Soooooo as you could guess that’s where we went. Haha Allie posed as one of the mannequins and just watched as he walked around. Then what we wanted to happen happened, he bumped into her. Thinking she was a mannequin he was little freaked out when he realized that she wasn’t. Allie covered up her creepiness by telling him the store was thinking about getting rid of mannequins and hiring sales people to pose as mannequins. He bought it!!! Yeah I was surprised too.

To our surprise he thought it was a good idea and wanted a job doing it. This is where the hard part came in, trying to convince him not to talk to the manager about a mannequin job. Allie distracted him by asking him to join us for a snack in the food court. He accepted! We went to Auntie Ann’s pretzels and talked for about an hour. Allie got his number and is now dating the incredibly attractive Kevin.

*Kevin is not a real person and this story is completely fictional. Though this is something Allie would do :P